Monday, February 9, 2026

I’m Going to Be Super Pissed if I Never See a Wendy’s Carvers.

 


                I’m not sure why this week’s writing started with the Chair Company. I made a New Year’s resolution to write once a week, and unfortunately, I have gotten stuck on this show.  Since Friendship, I've wondered how long Tim Robinson can ride whatever wave he’s on.  last.  Nobody has done cringe comedy this expertly since Andy Kaufmann. Jim Carey could do absurd, but his cartoonish gifts made it instantly recognizable as slapstick. Tim Robinson, on the hand, looks like he’s just catching onto the absurdity, only for the punchline to unravel into plausibility.

His response to events makes everything worse by a magnitude you can't appreciate until it’s too late. You’ve already followed the character down the rabbit hole. The Chair Company is like one I Think You Should Leave  sketch taken to marathon length. I’m not sure if it’s all the 30th anniversary articles on Infinite Jest this week, but The Chair Company evokes a lot of the same feelings, albeit with a less tortured soul than David Foster Wallace. Infinite Jest was similarly prone to discursive tangents that were often gorgeous, sometimes funny, and often exhausting. Robinson has somehow managed to find the pacing. You are rewarded just enough to keep up with him as he goes right on digging, shame be damned.

Part of the magic is the writing, the casual asides like Wendy’s Carvers. It is handed to you with zero explanation. You are handed the next aside before a moment’s notice. It’s like watching your groceries bagged and not daring to ask the cashier to put something back because all hell will break loose. This is Aldi. There are ten equally miserable people behind you. You just bought whatever you did because you were following the process. Like I said, I’ll be pissed if I never see a Wendy’s Carvers, but for now I will shut up and move along.

I never found insult comedy all that appealing, but I do recall in the eulogies of Dom Rickles, it was said that he had a way of making you feel like you were in on the joke. I think that Tim Robinson manages to achieve something similar, though the mechanism is different, it’s the relentless asides. Something magical happens when you watch Tim Robinson in groups, especially with I Think You Should Leave. Whatever you didn’t find initially funny, someone else did. When you return to it, it is somehow funnier than you initially thought. You start to speak the language of the show, then you start to wonder why isn’t there a clothing store like Dan Flashes? I have never experienced anything like this.

In returning to the question how long can he keep this up? It got me wondering whether a rabbit hole can be bottomless.  Or, is that you dig enough that something resembling truth is eventually uncovered?  For Christ’s sake, we’ve arrived at place where Q-Anon looks like it was legitimately onto something.

In the case of Q-Anon it’s deliciously ironic. They will never be able to say “see, told’ya so” because they misunderstood the joke was on them.  I suppose there is a certain sadness to that, but I can’t find pity for them. They’ve done enough damage to the country. I’m not sure if Robinson intended to take on the conspiracy theory with The Chair Company, or if this is just how we’re all going to have to live now.  I suppose that I can feel some relief that nobody will fire a rifle in a Wendy’s Carvers any time soon.